My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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