But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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