I need help removing her.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Boobs speak an international language.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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