You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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