Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
