Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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