quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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