Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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