great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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