he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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