I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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