office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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