Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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