k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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