Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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