one might say we're banned from that church
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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