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i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
TSA found the edibles
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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