p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Well I just put wine in my tea
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
