I think im going to throw up on grandma
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
The adults are the big ones right?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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