well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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