I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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