so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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