They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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