And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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