Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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