she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
She even gives head with a lisp.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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