This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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