If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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