Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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