Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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