Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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