She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
my shit smells like andre
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Randomize
