too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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