My hair reeks of homosexuality.
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
The feeling are messing with the penis
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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