i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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