whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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