I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
