the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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