Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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