Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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