she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
do herpes really smell.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
