You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Randomize
