Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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