Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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