sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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