Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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