I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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