the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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