I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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