that's an acceptable place to lick
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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