somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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