Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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