For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Screwed.edu
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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