If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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