fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
