the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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